Yup. German lesson for you, with a guest appearance by for the heck of it and with his permission.

So basically, "Schwanger" is a nickname for me, what with my constant condition. Meanwhile, all in favor of me going back to doing text with a computer font instead of my handwriting say "Aye."

And yes, that is a stretch panel on the front of my pants. You try finding khakis that fit a stomach like that without looking like a skirt!