SchwangerD

I've had this debate off and on for some time, now, and it's finally come to a rolling boil after some discussions with a friend. I think I need to take this stuff down. The only reason I started this gallery was because I didn't want uncomfortable questions being asked on my other gallery when I had the urge to draw and post a picture of someone with a large belly. I didn't really expect it to get this popular, especially when my regular gallery tended to languish. So ... when this gallery quickly outstripped the regular one as far as pageviews and favorites and the like, it gave me pause. I had to look back and try to figure out what I was

Okay, seriously, people, what's with the whole Wonka Gum thing? Did none of you actually read the book or pay any attention to the movie? (Okay, I know you paid attention to the movie, but did you pay attention beyond "Hey, a girl just inflated!"?) Obviously almost no one did, or they'd notice that Willy Wonka didn't release this gum to the public. In the book, in fact, he repeats several times that he doesn't want people consuming the Chewing Gum Meal until he gets rid of the whole people-swelling-up-and-turning-colors problem. You heard correctly; he wanted to continue testing until the gum was safe to chew in cramped quarters and non-stre

As long as I'm being witty and abrasive toward practices of which I disapprove, let me turn my gaze on slash fanfiction. It's a subject that hits close to home, as some of these pairings end in guys getting pregnant, which is of course my domain. Let me start with a hypothetical pair of main characters. One is the squeaky-clean protagonist - let's call him, say ... Larry. And the other is the vile, cheating, nasty antagonist - named, uh ... Halfoy. (Naturally, these are just names off the top of my head; they could just as easily be, say, Mack Darrow and Commander Borington.) Here's the situation: Larry and Halfoy have spent years attending